Average-at-best. I don't like it, nor do I hate it. But there's nothing special about anything here. I firmly believe that Jim Steinman and Todd Rundgren are both vastly overrated for their work in and around this album. Meat Loaf (the singer, not the band) is ok and a bit entertaining at times, but also overrated. I do like two songs on this album, the rest are very "meh".
The fact that this album has sold 43 million copies world wide shows just how much the public likes Joe Average work. I equate the success of this album on part with Will Ferrell movies grossing 2.4 BILLION dollars over his career, or worse yet, that no talent ******* hack Beyonce ever selling ONE album, much less 100+ million albums (solo, not counting Destiny's Child).
*sigh*
I could easily rate this a 4, but I'm in a 'giving' mood at the moment so I'll give it a 5 (for now)