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Tiny Tim

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Now I'm not lookin' for a love that lasts
I need a shot and I need it fast
If I can't have her, I'll take her and make her

I Want Action - Poison
 

Gabble Ratchet

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Franz Ferdinand's Ulysses. Good song, but the lyrics are terrible and make no sense:

While I sit in here, a sentimental face stares
And a voice says hi so
So what you gotta what you gotta disdain
C’mon let’s get high
C’mon look so, you got next oh
Walk twenty five miles oh
Well I’m bored I’m bored
C’mon let’s get high

C’mon let’s get high
C’mon let’s get high
High

Well I found a new way
I found a new way
C’mon doll and use me
I don’t need your sympathy

La, la la la la
Ulysses
I’ll find a new way
I’ll find a new way, baby

My Ulysses, My Ulysses
No, bet you are now, boy
So sinister, so sinister
Last night was wild
What’s a matter there, feeling kinda anxious?
That heart that grew cold
Yeah everyone, everybody knows it
Yeah everyone, everybody know it
Everybody knows I

La, la la la la
Ulysses
I’ll find a new way
I’ll find a new way, baby

La, la la la la
Ulysses
I’ll find a new way
Well I’ll find a new way, baby oh

Oh, then suddenly you know
You’re never going home
You’re never you’re never
You’re never you’re never
You’re never you’re never
You’re never going home

:dunno:
 

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It is kind of amazing sometimes to actually read the lyrics to a song, and see how silly or nonsensical they really are...lol.

The two that TT posted are almost like "Date Rape" songs,,,I am not a Poison or Crue fan so I would never have known those lines unless someone posted them.

Sal,,,I have nothing by Franz Ferdinand...lol. I do remember decades ago someone slamming America for just throwing anything that rhymed into some of their songs...the irony there was despite that America had lots of hits to their credit.
 

Soot and Stars

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I'll admit I don't like pretentious lyrics to a point but if there is ever a song with a lack of lyrical depth then this wins hands down!

KWS-Please Don't Go
Please don't go....
Please don't go....
Please don't go....
Please don't go....

Babe, I love you so
(Please don't go)
and I want you to know
(Please don't go)
that I'm, gonna miss your love
(Please don't go)
the minute you walk out that door
(Please don't go)

Please don't go.
(Please don't go)

Please don't go.
(Please don't go)

(Please don't go)(14X)

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey

(Please don't go)(9X)

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't go......
Don't go away...Hey, hey, hey
I need your love
Now I'm on my knees.....baby, you, please, please, please, don't go...
Don't you hear me baby, don't you need me know
Oh, No...No, don't go....
Please don't go
I want you to know, that I, I, I, I love you so......

(to fade)
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
 

Slip'nn2Darkness

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Ugh!! Kayne West..:puke:

"Diamonds are forever"
"They won't leave in the night, have no fear that they might"

[Chorus]
"Diamonds are forever, forever, forever"
Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe
"Diamonds are forever, forever, forever"
The Roc is still alive everytime I rhyme
"Forever..."
Forever eva, forever eva, eva eva, eva eva, eva eva, eva eva, eva eva

[Verse 1]
Close your eyes and imagine, feel the magic
Vegas on acid, seen through East St. Laurent glasses
And I realise that I've arrived
'Cause it take more than a magazine to kill my vibe, does
He write his own rhymes, sort of, I think 'em
That mean I forgat better shit than you ever thought of
Damn, is he really that caught up
I ask, if you talk about classics do my name get brought up?
I remember I couldn't afford a Ford Escort
Or even a four-track recorder
So its only right that I let the top drop on a drop top Porsche
It's spoilin' yourself thats important
If you stripper name Porcha and you get tips from many men
Then your fat friend, her nickname is mini-van
Excuse me, that's just the Henny, man
I smoke, I drink, I'm supposed to stop, I can't, because

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I was sick about awards, couldn't nobody cure me
Only player that got robbed and kept all his jewelry
Alicia Keys tried talk some sense in him
Thrity minutes later saw his note convincin' him
What mo' could you ask fo'
The international asshole
Who complained about what he is owed
And throw a tantrum like he is three years old
You gotta love it though
Somebody still speak from his soul
And wouldn't change by the change or the game or the fame
When he came in the game he made his own lane
Now all I need is ya'll to pronounce my name
Is Kanye but some of my plaques still say Kayne
Got family in the D-King, folks from Motown
Back in Chi, them folks ain't from Motown
Life movin' too fast, I need to slow down
Girl ain't give me no ass, she need to go down
My father Ben said I need Jesus, so he took me to church
And let the water let the water run over my sleezer
The preacher said we need leaders
Right then my body got steel, like a paraplegic
You know who you call, you got a message to leave it
The Roc stand tall, and you would never believe it
Take your diamonds and throw 'em up like you bulimic
Ya, the beat cold but the flow is anemic
After debris settles and the dust gets swept off
Big K kick it where young Hov left off
Right when magazines wrote Kanye West off
I drop my new shit, it sound like the best of
A&Rs lookin like phhttt we messed up
Grammy night, damn right, we got dressed up
Bottle after bottle 'til we got messed up
In the studio, we really though, ya he next up
People askin' me is I gon'give my chain back
That'll be the same day I give the game back
You know the next question all yo, where Dame at?
He's tracked the Indian dance to bring our rain back
What's up with you and Jay, man? Are ya'll okay, man?
They pray for the death of our dynasty like Amen
R-r-r-r-right here stand a man
With the power to make a diamond with his bare hands

[Chorus]

"Diamonds are forever, forever, forever"
"Diamonds are forever, forever, forever"
"Forever..."
 

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Out of a deep respect for Soot I am not commenting on his post...but I am oh so tempted...:lmao:
 

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I'll admit I don't like pretentious lyrics to a point but if there is ever a song with a lack of lyrical depth then this wins hands down!

KWS-Please Don't Go
Please don't go....
Please don't go....
Please don't go....
Please don't go....

Babe, I love you so
(Please don't go)
and I want you to know
(Please don't go)
that I'm, gonna miss your love
(Please don't go)
the minute you walk out that door
(Please don't go)

Please don't go.
(Please don't go)

Please don't go.
(Please don't go)

(Please don't go)(14X)

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey

(Please don't go)(9X)

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't go......
Don't go away...Hey, hey, hey
I need your love
Now I'm on my knees.....baby, you, please, please, please, don't go...
Don't you hear me baby, don't you need me know
Oh, No...No, don't go....
Please don't go
I want you to know, that I, I, I, I love you so......

(to fade)
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go

:lmao:
 

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