Old rock songs which are nowadays politically incorrect

[Hydrazoic Acid]

"Baby don't stop, take it to the top
Eat it like a piece of cake"

I think it was pretty provocative

 

[Romulus]

This is just the snippet from Mungo Jerry's 'In The Summertime'

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor just do what you feel
Speed along the lane
You can turn or return to twenty-five
When the sun goes down
You can make it, make it good in a lay-by

Read more: Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Its just the first two lines, maybe subtle but always makes me laugh. So if Daddy rich take her for a meal before you....
If daddy's poor go for it, open season......! Sort not PC for poor girls...!

 

[ballroomblitz69]

Chuck Berry - Sweet Little Sixteen (teenage girls..)
Sweet - Wig Wam Bam (what with all the "cultural appropriation" nonsense nowadays..)
Motley Crue - Slice of Your Pie (more teenage girls...)
Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls (might be seen as objectification by particularly annoying SJWs)

 

[Aero]

This is just the snippet from Mungo Jerry's 'In The Summertime'

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor just do what you feel
Speed along the lane
You can turn or return to twenty-five
When the sun goes down
You can make it, make it good in a lay-by

Read more: Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Its just the first two lines, maybe subtle but always makes me laugh. So if Daddy rich take her for a meal before you....
If daddy's poor go for it, open season......! Sort not PC for poor girls...!

Those are my favorite lines from that song. A funny bit of dating advice.

 

[Lynch]

Skid Row - Creepshow

I'm sure there are snowflakes out there that would get all worked up over some of the lyrics in this one:


Zoned out afternoon
Let's catch "who's on top of who"
Tell it like it is
'Cause it isn't anyway

Much to my surprise
I caught it right between the thighs
My sweet little sister
Was layin' me away

My jaw dropped dead to the table
She put my cool in shock
Crack kills and blood spills baby
But psychos, dykes and transvestites
Are on the choppin' block

Oh no I saw my baby on the creepshow
Out on spillin' my guts on the news
Oh no I caught my woman on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you

She filled my boots with lead
Was it something that I said
A picture paints a thousand ugly words

Baby's acting tough
Check out my fisticuffs
That's just what she deserves

I can't flip from the station
Can't unplug what's done
Her six-foot-deep temptation
She nicked my skin, and then kicked me in
And then she buried me for fun

Oh no I saw my baby on the creepshow
Out on spillin' my guts on the news
Oh no I caught my woman on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you

My jaw dropped dead to the table
She put my cool in shock
Crack kills and blood spills baby
But psychos, dykes and transvestites
Are on the choppin' block

 

[don1960lp]

Slide it In - Whitesnake

Sometimes you seem just like a stranger to me,
But, all the games you play make it so easy to see.
You're looking for love, tho' you try to deny,
The things you put me through
Tell me what I've got to do to you.
I'm gonna slide it in, right to the top,
Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop.
Slide it in, right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in.

 

[Bigdawg62]

Anything whitesnake

 

[TeleCat]

I think political incorrectness is the norm for Zappa. I certainly expect it from him.

Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin'sharp 'n' I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I ****** this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'nd a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin,' "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,

 

[Slipn]

Christine Sixteen~ KISS
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang~ Ted Nugent