If you could have a Ménage à trois with a male singer, who would it be?

[Lynch]

And I'll bet that those 3 wives/girlfriends had too low self esteem about their image that they felt Lemmy was the next best thing or they were full time prostitutes.

I'm pretty sure that hooking would be more rewarding than sleeping with Lemmy.

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

You forgot the most important person on the poll!

 

[Lynch]

You forgot the most important person on the poll!

No shit, Billy Ray Cyrus!

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

No shit, Billy Ray Cyrus!

Think again.

LadyB, how could you forget my sweet geetar boy Jimmy frickin' Page?

 

[ladyislingering]

On second thought, because LadyB forgot Jimmy, I think I'll just kidnap Lady Page, build a time machine and take both of us to the 60s, when Mr. Page was in his prime.

Yes. I'm totally sober.

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

On second thought, because LadyB forgot Jimmy, I think I'll just kidnap Lady Page, build a time machine and take both of us to the 60s, when Mr. Page was in his prime.

Yes. I'm totally sober.

I'm so hurt. I've failed as a fangirl if he was forgotten.

*TEAR!*

 

[Harkat]

No shit, Billy Ray Cyrus!

Oooh yes!
I'd ... rummage through my tool shed for something to appropriately use on/in him

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

My choices:

Jimmy Page
David Gilmour

No alcohol needed and Jimmy gets first dibs.

Oh holy hell... I'm all revved up now!

 

[ladyislingering]

I'm so hurt. I've failed as a fangirl if he was forgotten.

*TEAR!*

It's k, she forgot my beautiful Russell too.

So I failed as a Maelian.

 

[ladyislingering]

Oooh yes!
I'd ... rummage through my tool shed for something to appropriately use on/in him

Bitch, please. You don't "rummage" for a chainsaw.