If you could have a Ménage à trois with a male singer, who would it be?

[Lynch]

Well, I don't want my joystick rubbing up against anyone elses in that list, but for the sake of having fun with the thread .. so I'll choose other.


Lemmy.



What? If I'm going to be double teaming Shania (as my female choice from another thread) with some other dude, I want to make sure the guy is uglier than me!

 

[ladyislingering]

Well, I don't want my joystick rubbing up against anyone elses in that list, but for the sake of having fun with the thread .. so I'll choose other.


Lemmy.

Lynch, you just Kilmeister'd my ladyboner.

 

[Lynch]

Lynch, you just Kilmeister'd my ladyboner.

Flick it a few times, it'll come back.

 

[lady_barrett2112]

While there are so many lovely men to slay, I'm starting off by setting course for 1967 seeing as these two are at the top of my list...










Two be the meat in a Syd/Beefheart sandwich?!?!?!

 

[Sunny]

Flick it a few times, it'll come back.

A Lynch classic

 

[lady_barrett2112]

Well, I don't want my joystick rubbing up against anyone elses in that list, but for the sake of having fun with the thread .. so I'll choose other.


Lemmy.



What? If I'm going to be double teaming Shania (as my female choice from another thread) with some other dude, I want to make sure the guy is uglier than me!

Well the dude claims that he's slept with what, over 5000 women? So apparently he might have the mojo to charm the pants right off of her. Therefore Lynch, you might have some stiff competition.

 

[Lynch]

Well the dude claims that he's slept with what, over 5000 women? So apparently he might have the mojo to charm the pants right off of her.

I believe those tall tales about as much as I believe in Wilt Chamberlain's claims, Gene Simmons' claims, and Magic Johnson's claims. A "tall tale" indeed for all of them. None the less, I'd bet the farm Lemmy hasn't gotten his ugly mug close to a woman a fine as Shania so if she's going to choose one over the other at the end of the night ... yeah, I'm counting the eggs not yet in my basket already.

Therefore Lynch, you might have some stiff competition.

stiff eh?


So many innuendos, so little time.

 

[ladyislingering]

Well the dude claims that he's slept with what, over 5000 women?

3,000 of them were blind.
1,997 of them were hallucinations.
3 of them were wives/girlfriends.

 

[Sunny]

3,000 of them were blind.
1,997 of them were hallucinations.
3 of them were wives/girlfriends.

.
Good one LIL

 

[lady_barrett2112]

3,000 of them were blind.
1,997 of them were hallucinations.
3 of them were wives/girlfriends.

And I'll bet that those 3 wives/girlfriends had too low self esteem about their image that they felt Lemmy was the next best thing or they were full time prostitutes.