Weirdest lyrics

[snakes&ladders]

Here are 2 of my ultra faves:

- Love comes in spurts by Richard Hell
I was a child
who wanted love that was wild
though tight as slow motion
but crazed with devotion

insane with devotion,
a whole other notion
I was fourteen and a half
and it wasn't no laugh

Love comes in spurts (oh no, it hurts!)
Love comes in spurts (oh no, it hurts!)
Love comes in spurts (it always hurts!)
Love comes in spurts (oh no!)

I just can't get wise
to those tragical lies
though I now know the facts
they still cut like an axe

baby, love comes in spurts
in dangerous flirts
and it murders your heart
they didn't tell you that part, baby!

Love comes in spurts (oh no!)
Love comes in spurts (oh no, it hurts!)
Love comes in spurts (oh no, it hurts!)
Love comes in spurts (it always!)

Love comes in spurts (oh no!)
Love comes in spurts (oh no, it hurts!)
Love comes in spurts (oh no, oh no, oh no!)
Love comes in spurts (it always hurts!)

- I saw an X-ray of girl passing gas (Butthole Surfers)
Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm
Well Uncle Doc's nurse wields a needle with ungodly charm
Walkin' down the hall the dentist LOOMED through the door
I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas
The one shot theory got a query things got rolling at last
Hey, HEY hey daddy, why die in the war
Jesus Hitler Buddha Santa Mary Klaus Barbie (Rice Bore?)
Well Ben got arrested and the sky was the ocean that day
Words got twisted and history didn't know what to say
God dog sex death life and now I'm feeling old
These images were conjured up by talking on the telephone
I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas
Oh my God it seems like just the other day
But it might have been one hundred years before
And I know there is no other way
We only have to wonder what it's for

 

[Gabble Ratchet]

I can see myself in this thread a lot...

We're Much Preferred Customers - The Dissociatives

Welcome to Planet Pod
Where insects sound like lasers
and men who wear abrasive hats
with eyeballs judge like juries
and skin that flakes like ancient paint
Suffocate contentment
Birds creep over tin roofs
like criminals with tap shoes

Stain the glass with shadows
Extortionate and cold stare
We're much preferred customers
and honestly, I don't care

You'll get a chance
Another chance
One more sun

Drape the concrete curtains, over empty spaces
Age is just a number drawn on empty faces

One more sun

 

[snakes&ladders]

yeah, good one Sal

 

[Gabble Ratchet]

In years of listening, I've never been able to understand the reason behind one line of it, other than being whacked out for the sake of being whacked out

 

[METALPRIEST]

David Bowie ~ Joe The Lion

Joe the lion
Went to the bar
A couple of drinks on the house an' he said
"Tell you who you are
if you nail me to my car"

Boy
Thanks for hesitating
This is the kiss off

Boy
Thanks for hesitating
You'll never know the real story
Just a couple of dreams
You get up and sleep

You can buy god it's Monday
Slither down the greasy pipe
So far so good no one saw you
Hobble over any freeway
You will be like your dreams tonight

You get up and sleep
You get up and sleep
Joe the lion
Made of iron

Joe the lion
Went to the bar
A couple of drinks on the house an' he was
A fortune teller he said
"Nail me to my car
and I'll tell you who you are"

You get up and sleep
The wind blows on your check
The day laughs in your face
Guess you'll buy a gun
You'll buy it secondhand
You'll get up and sleep

 

[Gabble Ratchet]

I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe) - Genesis

It's one o'clock and time for lunch, dum dee dummmm dee dum
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk

There's always been Ethel
"Jacob, wake up! You've got to tidy your room now"
And then Mister Lewis
"Isn't it time that he was out on his own?"
Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - coo coo to you
Keep them mowing blades sharp

I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

Sunday night, Mr Farmer called, said
"Listen son, you're wasting time, there's a future for you
in the fire escape trade. Come up to town"
But I remebered a voice from the past
"Gambling only pays when you're winning"
- Had to thank old Miss Mort for schooling a failure
Keep them mowing blades sharp

I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show
I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,
I can always hear them talk
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk

 

[snakes&ladders]

I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe) - Genesis

It's one o'clock and time for lunch, dum dee dummmm dee dum
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk

There's always been Ethel
"Jacob, wake up! You've got to tidy your room now"
And then Mister Lewis
"Isn't it time that he was out on his own?"
Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - coo coo to you
Keep them mowing blades sharp

I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

Sunday night, Mr Farmer called, said
"Listen son, you're wasting time, there's a future for you
in the fire escape trade. Come up to town"
But I remebered a voice from the past
"Gambling only pays when you're winning"
- Had to thank old Miss Mort for schooling a failure
Keep them mowing blades sharp

I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show
I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,
I can always hear them talk
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk

 

[Slip'nn2Darkness]

I love the song.. But I always have racked my brain trying to figure out what the hell Morrison was trying to say..

The Soft Parade

When I was back there in seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
You cannot petition the lord with prayer!

Can you give me sanctuary
I must find a place to hide
A place for me to hide

Can you find me soft asylum
I can't make it anymore
The Man is at the door

Peppermint, miniskirts, chocolate candy
Champion sax and a girl named Sandy
There's only four ways to get unraveled
One is to sleep and the other is travel, da da
One is a bandit up in the hills
One is to love your neighbor 'till
His wife gets home

Catacombs
Nursery bones
Winter women
Growing stones
Carrying babies
To the river

Streets and shoes
Avenues
Leather riders
Selling news
The monk bought lunch

Ha ha, he bought a little
Yes, he did
Woo!
This is the best part of the trip
This is the trip, the best part
I really like
What'd he say?
Yeah!
Yeah, right!
Pretty good, huh
Huh!
Yeah, I'm proud to be a part of this number

Successful hills are here to stay
Everything must be this way
Gentle streets where people play
Welcome to the Soft Parade

All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else we say
Somehow to defend this place
Everything must be this way
Everything must be this way, yeah

The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
A cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah

The deer woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

Out of sight!
The lights are getting brighter
The radio is moaning
Calling to the dogs
There are still a few animals
Left out in the yard
But it's getting harder
To describe sailors
To the underfed

Tropic corridor
Tropic treasure
What got us this far
To this mild equator?

We need someone or something new
Something else to get us through, yeah, c'mon

Callin' on the dogs
Callin' on the dogs
Oh, it's gettin' harder
Callin' on the dogs
Callin' in the dogs
Callin' all the dogs
Callin' on the gods

You gotta meet me
Too late, baby
Slay a few animals
At the crossroads
Too late
All in the yard
But it's gettin' harder
By the crossroads
You gotta meet me
Oh, we're goin', we're goin great
At the edge of town
Tropic corridor
Tropic treasure
Havin' a good time
Got to come along
What got us this far
To this mild equator?
Outskirts of the city
You and I
We need someone new
Somethin' new
Somethin' else to get us through
Better bring your gun
Better bring your gun
Tropic corridor
Tropic treasure
We're gonna ride and have some fun

When all else fails
We can whip the horse's eyes
And make them sleep
And cry

 

[METALPRIEST]

DEVO ~ BLOCKHEAD

Never leaves a gap
Unfilled
Always pays on time
Always fits the bill
He comes well-prepared

Cube top
Squared off
Eight corners
Ninety-degree angles
Flat top
Stares straight ahead
Stock parts
Blockhead!

Never tips over
Stands up on his own
He is a blockhead
Thinking man full grown
He comes well-prepared

Cube top
Squared off
Eight corners
Ninety-degree angles
Flat top
Stares straight ahead
Snake eyes
Blockhead!

Flat top
Stares straight ahead
Stock parts
Blockhead!

Never tips over
Stands up on his own
He is a blockhead
Thinking man full grown
He comes well-prepared

Cube top (Block Head!)
Squared off (Block Head!)
Eight corners (Block Head!)
Ninety-degree angles
Flat top (Block Head!)
Stares straight ahead (Block Head!)
Snake eyes (Block Head!)
Blockhead! (Block Head!)

Cube top (Block Head!)
Squared off (Block Head!)
Eight corners (Block Head!)
Ninety-degree angles
Flat top (Block Head!)
Stares straight ahead (Block Head!)
Stock parts (Block Head!)
Blockhead! (Block Head!)

 

[METALPRIEST]

Iggy Pop ~ Sister Midnight

Calling Sister Midnight
You've got me reaching for the moon
Calling Sister Midnight
You've got me playing the fool
Calling Sister Midnight

Calling Sister Midnight
Can you hear me call
Can you hear me well
Can you hear me at all
Calling Sister Midnight
I'm an idiot for you
Calling Sister Midnight
I'm a breakage inside
Calling Sister Midnight
Calling Sister Midnight
You know I had a dream last night
Mother was in my bed
And I made love to her
Father he gunned for me
Hunted me with his six gun
Calling Sister Midnight
What can I do about my dreams

Listen to me Sister Midnight
You put a beggar in my heart
Calling Sister Midnight
You've got me walking in rags
Hey where are you Sister Midnight
Can you hear me call
Can you hear me well
Can you hear me at all