Too many to mention. I'm lyrically dyslexic. Mick Jagger is the equivalent of doctor's handwriting. I can't make out 3/4 of what he's singing. I suppose it's better that way.
Van Halen - Panama
Panama
vs.
Hang 'em High
Granted I thought he was using a Southern accent on "high"= "hah". I'm an idiot.
Jethro Tull - Aqualung
December's foggy freeze
vs.
December's froggy breeze
I've lived in the South and the swamps smell. When you're a kid you naturally blame it on the frogs.
Creed - Higher
Can you take me higher, to a place where blind men see
vs.
Can you take me higher, to a place where lineman seethe
This last one always made sense to me, since football lineman are typically mean and it's easy to picture them in heaven still angry about their debilitating injuries.