Worst Lyrics

[Slip'nn2Darkness]

It could be worse CH, you could be listening to Pink...

Party crasher, ***** snatcher
Call me up if you want gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?



Slam slam, oh hot damn
What part of party don't you understand
Wish you'd just freak out (freak out already)
Can't stop, coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now (so f–kin on right now)

Pink is skating close to slang ghetto verbage in most of her songs.. She dosn't get all metaphysical because she wants to keep things real..
I personally think she is very talented as a singer and writer..

 

[Tray73]

Des'ree has some corking lyrics going on in her 'Life' song:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Chorus:
Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,
Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!
Oh life! doo doot doo


Hmmm... writing lyrics is obviously not her strong point.

 

[Cosmic Harmony]

One of my friends joined a Facebook group that said:

"Three things I've never felt like:
1. A G6
2. P Diddy
3. A Plastic Bag"

Made me laugh.

That's excellent.

 

[vanity]

Thought I'd post some Justin Bieber lyrics but I don't wanna get banned for spreading satanism D ) plus she's not worth mentioning (oh wait, I just mentioned her)
Anyway, I'll go with Duffy.

"Well, Well, Well"

Well Well Well
Well Well Well
Well Well Well
Well Well Well

Highly suspicious, where was I last night
Seek and you shall find
And it goes in my mind, you make me draw the line
I didn’t commit any crime

I’m not guilty of what you’re saying I do
I’m not guilty of what you’re saying I do

Well Well Well

Why you giving me the third degree?
Why you giving me the third degree?

When I’m not guilty of what you’re saying I do
I’m not guilty of what you’re saying I do

I’m not that cagey
But I don’t need to explain
There’s nothing to blame

You’ll only drive me away
There’s so many questions everyday
You make me go insane

I’m not guilty of what you’re saying I do
I’m not guilty of what you’re saying I do

Well Well Well

Why you giving me the third degree?
Why you giving me the third degree?

When I’m not guilty, of what you’re saying I do
I’m not guilty, of what you’re saying I do

Well Well Well
Well Well Well
Well Well Well

I’m not guilty (I’m not guilty)
Of what you’re saying I do
I’m not guilty (I’m not guilty)
Of what you’re saying I do

Why you giving me the third degree?
Why you giving me the third degree?
Why you giving me the third degree?
Why you giving me the third degree?

Well Well Well

Point? Meaning? I see none...

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

How about Loser by Beck? No explanation needed. Just read.



In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
[ From : LOSER Lyrics - BECK ]
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef, for the body, for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)

Yo, bring it on down

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen sie Deutsche, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

And, I give you... The Bloodhound Gang.

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

 

[Soot and Stars]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I love that song!

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

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I love that song!

Really?

Just kidding. I was quite the fan of it back in the day. Now I realize it was too silly!

 

[Soot and Stars]

Really?

Just kidding. I was quite the fan of it back in the day. Now I realize it was too silly!

I like some silly bands in my musical diet! The Bloodhound Gang is the raunchy college movie of music! I think they are a little more male oriented to be fair since they do have plenty of songs about the female anatomy!

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

I like some silly bands in my musical diet! The Bloodhound Gang is the raunchy college movie of music! I think they are a little more male oriented to be fair since they do have plenty of songs about the female anatomy!

Remember Who Let The Dogs Out? Man, that was the prime example of a silly song.