Keith Richards has Brain Surgery!

[Martha Washington]

I'm surprised that the blood was old enough to clot!
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1192316,00.html

uuughh glaughwrah shlagga rwandabwana fwan. ha ha ha!

 

[Music Wench]

Beat me to it, Martha.

Here's another article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060509/music_nm/richards_dc_1

Hope he's okay. After all that drinking and drug abuse he put his body through, it ends up a coconut tree was the most dangerous thing in his life.

 

[Spike]

After all that drinking and drug abuse he put his body through, it ends up a coconut tree was the most dangerous thing in his life.

Think he's switched to pina coladas?

Spike

 

[Music Wench]

Looks like nothing can kill Keith Richards. He's gonna outlive us all.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060602/ap_on_en_mu/music_rolling_stones_4

 

[newdawnfades]

I'd say this was long overdue.

 

[Rissa]

Hahaha. Aawh. I wonder what this will do for Mr. Richards' intelligence. The poor mummified man can barely utter a single fluent thought.

 

[Music Wench]

He must be doing okay. I heard he's gonna be in Pirates of the Carribean III as Jack Sparrow's dad! Can't wait to see that one - or the second one either. Hey, it's Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow after all.

 

[Martha Washington]

I love that guy.
I think he's still got his chops most of the time.
I think he's as easy on the ears as he is hard on the eyes.
that's sayin' something!

 

[Music Wench]

You talkin' about Johnny Depp or Keith Richards?

 

[Martha Washington]

LOL! I think you can reverse it on Johnny Depp!
I have "P" and I actually listen to it!