Rock Star Dolls

[hawk11]

Just giving everyone a head’s up about the new line of Rock Star Dolls that should be available around the holidays of 2011.

Here are some of the dolls that are said to be coming out :

Jim Morrison Doll - pull the string and it drops it’s pants.

Elton John Doll - pull the string and it chases after the Jim Morrison doll

Keith Richards Doll - pull the string and it locks itself in the liquor cabinet

Leslie West Doll - pull the string and it locks itself in the refrigerator.

John Lennon Doll - pull the string and it protests against the GI Joe dolls.

Yoko Ono Doll - pull the string and it hangs around the Beatle dolls causing them to break up.

Ringo Starr Doll - pull the string and it refuses to answer fan mail.

Ozzy Osbourne Doll - pull the string and it bites the head off the family parakeet.

Angus Young Doll - pull the string and it moons you.

Gene Simmons Doll - pull the string and it doesn’t work until you sign a contract agreeing to pay an additional $100.00 monthly fee.

Lemmy Doll - pull the string and it grows a ghastly mole on it’s face.

Alice Cooper Doll - pull the string and it chops the heads off of the Barbie dolls.

Rob Halford Doll - pull the string and it goes looking for a Ken doll.

Bruce Dickinson Doll - pull the string and it only sings newer Iron Maiden songs.

Ginger Baker Doll - pull the string and it does a 75 minute drum solo.

Liam / Noel Gallagher Dolls - pull the strings simultaneously and they beat each other up.

Zakk Wylde Doll - pull the string and all the house plants die.

David Bowie Doll - pull the string and it becomes a woman, pull the string again and it turns back into a man.

King Diamond Doll - pull the string and it’s head spins around.

Vince Neil Doll - pull the string and it becomes intoxicated and then takes off with your car.

 

[aeroplane]

A couple of those dolls have an "alternate" version that you neglected to mention:


Gene Simmons Doll: pull the string and it releases a new Greatest Hits album from Kiss.

Ozzy Osbourne Doll: pull the string and it will perform a live festival show in your backyard, but not before 5 or 6 other opening bands that you've never heard of perform first.


Then there is the Tony Iommi Doll: pull the string and it will blame Ozzy for all of Black Sabbath's problems using Tony's authentic voice.

The Iommi doll may also be purchased with the companion Ritchie Blackmore Doll, who instead of blaming Ozzy for Black Sabbath's problems will blame Ian Gillan for Deep Purple's problems if you pull the string.

 

[LG]

Those are all great dolls Hawk...

I can see Aero could amuse himself (and us too) for quite some time before running out of clever material.

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

Oh man. Brilliant thread.

 

[METALPRIEST]

Gene Simmons Doll - pull the string and it doesn’t work until you sign a contract agreeing to pay an additional $100.00 monthly fee.

 

[hawk11]

A few more that I forgot to mention :

Lars Ulrich Doll - pull the string and it destroys all your cdr downloads.

Bono Doll - pull the string and it claps it's hands, causing a death in Africa.

Edge Doll - pull the string and it plays the same guitar solo over and over and over......

Henry Rollins Doll - pull the string and it beats up the Bono doll.

Ted Nugent Doll - pull the string and it goes into your backyard and hunts squirrels.

Slash Doll - pull the string and it plays with all the other dolls.

Sinéad O'Connor Doll - pull the string and it destroys your framed photo of the pope.

Paul Stanley Doll - see Gene Simmons doll.

 

[That 70s Guy]

Those are awesome!!!

 

[Slip'nn2Darkness]

 

[Nololob]

Ozzy Osbourne Doll - pull the string and it bites the head off the family parakeet.

I want Ozzy Doll that screams "Sharoooon!".

 

[Magic]

I want the Ozzy doll that when you pull it's string: "who the f*** is Justin Bieber"