Get your new Gene Simmons inflatible tongue!!

[Nololob]

I mean... what for?

 

[Slip'nn2Darkness]

I mean... what for?

For pissing off the KISS haters of course..

 

[b.o.b.]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe these are purchased at naughty stores? Looks like they could be used for a good time.

I still can't figure out what the girls are talking about

 

[gcczep]

Not surprised. Question... Anyone know if Simmons insured it via Lloyds of London or something like that? Yes, that prop might have its usage but why... Heck of a protector though [grin]...

 

[METALPRIEST]

Is that little nob in the back supposed to be for biting on? You know keep your mouth closed and just bite that ****** and have it always hanging out?? I think you would be a fool to put it in your mouth and then try and push it out when you want to.. you would choke for sure if it got to the back of your throat..

You think it comes with instructions??

...dirty thoughts... dirty thoughts.... DIRTY FILTHY DISGUSTING THOUGHTS.

I mean... what for?

For pissing off the KISS haters of course..

 

[Mr. Bob Dobolina]

As if guys didn't have enough size issues already. THANKS A LOT GENE!

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

For pissing off the KISS haters of course..

Mission accomplished. I think KISS has ten times more revenue from useless junk like this than their actual album sales.

 

[Nololob]

Mission accomplished. I think KISS has ten times more revenue from useless junk like this than their actual album sales.

I think they literally took the words "selling souls for rock 'n' roll."

 

[LG]

Aside from whoever was responsible for coming up with this idea in the first place I wonder more about the people who buy it than those that are marketing it.

Oh well like the saying goes "There's one born every minute..."

 

[Lynch]

"ages 5 and up"

"not for children under 3 years"


Not sure what to think of it now. 4 yr olds, left out in the cold once again.