Tiny Tim
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Does anyone say "My lady" any more? A craptacular classic.
Tiny Tim
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I've only heard it on the radio, and the lyrics are pretty silly, but the hook on that song is killer.
Hepcat
retired
In Honor of Hepcat!
Baha Men-Who Let The Dogs Out?
Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
A new low, even for this thread.
METALPRIEST
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I see, so your saying that crappy lyrics are fine as long as someone else writes them! Got it.
Nope
Crappy lyrics are fine if the hook is "killer" ?
METALPRIEST
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Blondie
Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!
Great example of lyrics starting out good and just getting worse as the song goes on
Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!
Great example of lyrics starting out good and just getting worse as the song goes on
Tiny Tim
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So you agree that the Gene Simmons song has crappy lyrics. Got it.
Crappy lyrics are fine if the hook is "killer" ?
Can be. No rules in rock and roll!!!
METALPRIEST
Senior Member
So you agree that the Gene Simmons song has crappy lyrics. Got it.
Nope
It came from more of a punk band..and IMO the author is only describing the mentality of the person he is calling out...or speaking on (what he feels is) his level. Or in Gene's case how Gene feels in regards to his insulter's mentality. Mocking one's stupidity.
I know You Are But What Am I
Tiny Tim said:Can be. No rules in rock and roll!!!
Well alright
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Led Zeppelin — D’yer Mak’er lyrics
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry oh oh ah ay
Baby please don't go.
*CHORUS
When I read the letter you wrote me, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the words that it told me, it made me sad sad sad.
But I still love you so, I can't let you go
I love you- ooh baby I love you.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Every breath I take oh oh oh oh
Oh every move I make aye
Oh baby please don't go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
You hurt me to my soul oh oh oh oh
You hurt me to my soul ohh ohh
Darling please don't go.
CHORUS
When I read the letter you sent me, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the news that it broke me, it made me sad sad sad.
But I still love you so, and I can't let you go
I love you- ooh baby I love you.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
Oh Baby, baby, please, please, please, please
Oh oh oh oh oh oh baby
Oh oh I really love you baby
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh darling...
yuk
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry oh oh ah ay
Baby please don't go.
*CHORUS
When I read the letter you wrote me, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the words that it told me, it made me sad sad sad.
But I still love you so, I can't let you go
I love you- ooh baby I love you.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Every breath I take oh oh oh oh
Oh every move I make aye
Oh baby please don't go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
You hurt me to my soul oh oh oh oh
You hurt me to my soul ohh ohh
Darling please don't go.
CHORUS
When I read the letter you sent me, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the news that it broke me, it made me sad sad sad.
But I still love you so, and I can't let you go
I love you- ooh baby I love you.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
Oh Baby, baby, please, please, please, please
Oh oh oh oh oh oh baby
Oh oh I really love you baby
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh darling...
yuk
METALPRIEST
Senior Member
Soot and Stars
I AM SOOT!
Great example! I do like the song though but it's nice to see a legend under the same microscope for once!
