Worst style of music...... EVER.

[Džedaj]

I don't really understand this, can you post more pics
to help me please?

Beneath cheap and shallow lyrics about getting drunk, making love and crying about how life is miserable, there's even worse instrumental.
Well, feast your eyes xD

(this weirdlooking dude is actually a star in turbofolk circles xD)

 

[Soot and Stars]

Beneath cheap and shallow lyrics about getting drunk, making love and crying about how life is miserable, there's even worse instrumental.
Well, feast your eyes xD

Did Amy Winehouse lose the beehive hairdo and gain some weight? That's the healthiest she's ever looked!

 

[Tray73]

^^^

I thought Courtney Love had died her hair and got tangoed with the fake tan

You guys have not heard bad music .. until you hear this. Listen to it, and never ever complain about "bad music" again, please. Jajaja. If you watch it, try not to kill yourselves, cause this sh*t is real.

OMG, what was that??? I managed 1 minute of it.

 

[METALPRIEST]

ON JAZZ

Tufnel: Basically — and I’ve said this before, but — the kind of music we play has to be loud, extremely loud. Softer music, I’ve found in research and listening — music like jazz — it’s music based on fear. What are they so scared of? You can’t hear it. What are you playing so softly for?

Smalls: Man up, as they say in America.

Tufnel: Man up!

St. Hubbins: The fact is, jazz is mistakes. You’re playing a song but you’re playing it …

Smalls: … wrong.

St. Hubbins: You’re playing it wrong. And then you slow everyone down.

Smalls: And they say [he starts clapping], "Oh, great! Art form! Art form!" You’re playing it wrong. You didn’t get the melody right.

Tufnel: It’s a lot of wrong notes, especially people who play jazz saxophone.

St. Hubbins: Oh, for God’s sake!

Smalls: And they teach it in schools! You can get a degree in how to play it wrong.

St. Hubbins: That’s crazy!

Tufnel: We’ve taken the other tact: Basically, let’s play in the key and the notes associated within the given key.

St. Hubbins: That’s not to say we won’t improvise. He [he points to Tufnel] will improvise like crazy, but it’s all intentional. Jazz is an accident.

Smalls: Waiting to happen.

St. Hubbins: Waiting to have happened.

Tufnel: Glad to have happened.

St. Hubbins: That’s right … And Miles Davis. He kept putting this thing at the end of his horn to make it sound less like a trumpet. What’s wrong with him?



They Kill Me

 

[Tray73]

Hilarious

I bought my dad the special edition version DVD of the film for Xmas - he'd gone all these years without ever even hearing of it

 

[snakes&ladders]

Interesting and even funny reads up here

 

[LG]

I usually prefer a positive spin when it comes to musical threads, but Judd opened the door on this one.

No music in my personal history will ever, ever come close to the monotonous droning mainstream garbage they call "Rap and Hip Hop". It is by far the worst creation/hybrid of mechanical soulless crap ever recorded. It boggles my mind to think an entire generation of young people will grow up with that as their personal genre... (Somebody will have to convince me that Gangsta Rap has any redeeming qualities, I have not been able to detect any myself.)

Second would be the sterile "Pop" music that is manufactured by corporations now and then promoted ad naseum to the public, it's about money not art and unlike the Pop artists of the 60's and 70's the current batch is embarrassing to put it mildly.

Muzak,,,I don't really consider it music, it is just background noise, like the white noise on your television when you lose the signal.

 

[Aktivator]

ON JAZZ

Tufnel: Basically — and I’ve said this before, but — the kind of music we play has to be loud, extremely loud. Softer music, I’ve found in research and listening — music like jazz — it’s music based on fear. What are they so scared of? You can’t hear it. What are you playing so softly for?

Smalls: Man up, as they say in America.

Tufnel: Man up!

St. Hubbins: The fact is, jazz is mistakes. You’re playing a song but you’re playing it …

Smalls: … wrong.

St. Hubbins: You’re playing it wrong. And then you slow everyone down.

Smalls: And they say [he starts clapping], "Oh, great! Art form! Art form!" You’re playing it wrong. You didn’t get the melody right.

Tufnel: It’s a lot of wrong notes, especially people who play jazz saxophone.

St. Hubbins: Oh, for God’s sake!

Smalls: And they teach it in schools! You can get a degree in how to play it wrong.

St. Hubbins: That’s crazy!

Tufnel: We’ve taken the other tact: Basically, let’s play in the key and the notes associated within the given key.

St. Hubbins: That’s not to say we won’t improvise. He [he points to Tufnel] will improvise like crazy, but it’s all intentional. Jazz is an accident.

Smalls: Waiting to happen.

St. Hubbins: Waiting to have happened.

Tufnel: Glad to have happened.

St. Hubbins: That’s right … And Miles Davis. He kept putting this thing at the end of his horn to make it sound less like a trumpet. What’s wrong with him?



They Kill Me

I never thought that was funny. Sort of stupid if you ask me. I know everyone loves this movie I'm not one of them.

Originally Posted by Soot and Stars
Can we consider Celine Dion a genre?

and Tori Amos!

wow Tori is her own Genre sounds good to me

 

[JuddBonus]

I hate to tell you Lord Grendel, but the odds of probability was giving really good odds to the fact that THEE answer would be urban/hip hop rap. a certain bar bet win. BUT......... Ill give you THE answer to the worst style of music out there, now if youve ever run across my spots on this thread and picked up the the clues.. here it is....

Here he is, none other then BIG JOE SIEDLIK.. (and here you thought that Lawrence Welk was for old people.. Hell, I rather listen the Lawrence Welk WAY before this guy.



Reread my entries again and tell me again how us children was abused... over and over.. *cringe* I kept telling to old man... "if these guys (bands that played on this show) ever played in German, Austria and Checklovoskia who actually play real polka ever caught these guys... they would get the crap out of them for ruining their music. Its certainly bad enough, but this is far worse.

See I told you that I had the worse style of music to put on this thread..

The "ONLY" way that I would enjoy this music if I was acually at Octoberfest in Munich German, with a pony keg glass in one hand and a big breasted Fräulein with the other then.............. "LETS PARTY!"

 

[LG]

^^That is pretty bad Judd, but I am not swayed at all.

Gangsta Rap = the worst genre in history, bar none.

I think a few beers would be essential to enjoying any Polka band...