FunkyDrummer345
FunkyD
Or perhaps a very thick phonebook?
Just watch what you say about techno
I don't consider anything I've heard from Moby to be techno. He does enough other things to transcend the genre.

When Nights In White Satin by The Moody Blues came out I absolutely hated that song and it has stuck with me ever since.
Will Smiths daughter has a song out which is as bad as it sounds but it's WORSE!
Whip My Hair