Worst & Cheesiest songs & videos

[ANTHEM]

I got an idea off of the "worst band" thread to make a thread that shows the absolute worst and cheesiest songs and videos ever made. Have fun digging up those crappy videos.

Here are a few to start off with, Some make you...... And some make you go.......

 

[METALPRIEST]

Jan Terri

 

[Soot and Stars]

Here's two of my journal entries that fit this thread

THIS IS BAD

Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson-Whatzupwitu

Love's Alright

"This is all your fault Mutha****er!" "Booooo hooo hoooo!"


This collaboration actually happened! This is horribad!

#1. Eddie Murphy had a third album!
#2. On this album he tried to be social conscious and serious!
#3. The ****ing video!
#4. Eddie's vocals in the chorus sound like he's doing another Buckwheat impression!



THIS IS BAD

So their was another Jackson female with some minor solo hits with the winning name of Rebbie and she shoots ****ing lightning bolts!

Rebbie Jackson

In all seriousness though I wouldn't call the song bad. The song itself is fairly typical and Rebbie has an adequate amount of talent. It's definitely bizarre enough to be a so bad it's good novelty hit though. I mean it's an innuendo built around a centipede written by Micheal in which the vixen Rebbie Jackson. The video is a cross between Weird Science and Ghostbusters! Oh, and she shoots ****ing lightning bolts from her hands! Did I mention that yet?

Centipede
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[METALPRIEST]

^^^ Nice Sooty!! I'm gonna have fun checking back in on this thread!!

This one still kills me

 

[ANTHEM]

^Not only does it sound cheap and really cheesy but the performance is a bad rip off of mj. The dancing is awful, acting is poor, the makeup jobs look like kids were doing it, and the middle aged guy in tight red leather who is obviously overweight. When he looked at the camera with the dollar store fangs and crappy looking hulk contact lenses with that stupid looking grin I about fell out of the chair laughing. Pause at 16 seconds when they over lap him and her lol.

The jan video is bad even for an amateur. It has really bad lip syncing, a camera man who can't stay focused, music that sounds like it was borrowed from a sitcom, a poor attempt at rhyming, and the video in general doesn't make sense.

 

[ANTHEM]

^^ That rebbie video is bad because it looks like a spoof but it's supposed to be serious. That snake is obviously fake and I'm not sure what its place in the video is about. Also the beat is off.


If this is not meant to be funny then all I can say is wow lol

 

[ANTHEM]

 

[aaltonen]

I thought this was a joke but it appears this dude was actually guite popular in Molvania when this came out:

Zlad! - Electronik Supersonik

 

[Aero]

Here's my favorite. Total cost of production: $50.