Very Short Books?

[hawk11]

Here would be some really short books if written by certain rock stars.

"The Evils Of Materialism" By Gene Simmons

"A Sober Driver Is A Happy Driver" By Vince Neil

"A Guide To Personal Hygieine" By Zakk Wylde

"How To Woo The Opposite Sex In 12 Easy Steps" By Elton John (Foreword By Rob Halford)

"He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother" By Madonna

"Be Kind To Your Four Legged Friends" By Ted Nugent

"Smile Jesus Loves You" By Kerry King (Foreword By King Diamond)

"The Idiots Guide To Proper Diction" By Ozzy Osboune

"Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife" By Eric Clapton

"How To Land On Your Feet Without Even Trying" By Steve Tyler

"Metal Is Our Life And This Is Our Song" By Jimmy Page And Robert Plant

"The Idiot's Guide To Downloading Music" By Lars Ulich

"Abstinence Is A Virtue" By Rod Stewart

"The Art Of Self Defense" By Glen Danzig

"10 Valuable Beauty Secrets" By Yoko Ono

Kindly add your own if you'd like .

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

Here would be some really short books if written by certain rock stars.

"The Evils Of Materialism" By Gene Simmons

"A Sober Driver Is A Happy Driver" By Vince Neil

"A Guide To Personal Hygieine" By Zakk Wylde

"How To Woo The Opposite Sex In 12 Easy Steps" By Elton John (Foreword By Rob Halford)

"He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother" By Madonna

"Be Kind To Your Four Legged Friends" By Ted Nugent

"Smile Jesus Loves You" By Kerry King (Foreword By King Diamond)

"The Idiots Guide To Proper Diction" By Ozzy Osboune

"Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife" By Eric Clapton

"How To Land On Your Feet Without Even Trying" By Steve Tyler

"Metal Is Our Life And This Is Our Song" By Jimmy Page And Robert Plant

"The Idiot's Guide To Downloading Music" By Lars Ulich

"Abstinence Is A Virtue" By Rod Stewart

"The Art Of Self Defense" By Glen Danzig

"!0 Valuable Beauty Secrets" By Yoko Ono

Kindly add your own if you'd like .

Those are priceless.

Did you make those up yourself hawk? Nice.

 

[Riff Raff]

The irony of Lars is I saw a video of him saying it is cool to download.

 

[JerseyGirl]

Very funny! The Madonna one made me laugh the most.

 

[Riff Raff]

Ah the irony.

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

Very hypocritical Riffy. I remember the whole Napster controvery wasn't it around 2000? They really lost a lot of respect with fans on that one.

 

[Nololob]

"All About Funk And Soul" - Ritchie Blackmore

 

[Riff Raff]

Very hypocritical Riffy. I remember the whole Napster controvery wasn't it around 2000? They really lost a lot of respect with fans on that one.

True but the Metallica fans need to get over that now, the only thing Lars did for me that was pathetic was actually naming names publicly. Pursuing Napster for giving people music without their permission, fair enough but the way he handled it was pretty shit. I mean a lot of people are guilty of having downloaded, myself included, I am just glad Lars is now open minded enough to see things in a different light. Was just ironic given how adament he was back in the day about it. lol it did make Metallica look like sell outs, they probably were back then.

 

[ILoveJimmyPage]

I think it could have been handled better and definitely showed a disconnect between the band and their fans. All in the past now and iTunes is pretty darn awesome and not that expensive so it makes up for it.

 

[Riff Raff]

Ill add one.
'The Guide On Makeshift Garbage Can Drums' - Lars Ulrich.

'Lou Reeds Guide On How To Make Tables' - James Hetfield