Happy birthday Sooty! I have a present for you! Tomorrow, at noon sharp, Celine Dion will show up and personally serenade you with a heartwarming rendition of happy birthday and then give you a lap dance. Thank me later!
No, seriously... I love you to pieces. One of my best friends on the forum and it definitely wouldn't be the same here without you. I know I wouldn't be here without you! Enjoy your day old man!
Sooty, you are one of the coolest, nicest people around, genuine to the bone... an absolute star! I hope you have a fabulous birthday, you desserve it!
I can't beat Jen's pressie of Celine Dion , but here's a few other treats...
I hear Tori baked this cake with her own fair hands just for you!!
And...I happened to mention to this young lady that it was your birthday, here she is raising a glass to you
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