Death on Credit
Senior Member
Things more likely to happen than Guns N Roses doing anything that might make fans mildly happy (ie, real band playing together, releasing a good album, showing up for a concert on time...):
- John F Kennedy being elected president next year.
- Charlie Sheen winning an Oscar.
- Charlie Sheen being elected president next year.
- Lil Wayne releasing a critically-lauded cross-over album that makes fans of rock, rap, and classical take notice.
- Stephanie Meyer winning a Nobel Prize.
- Charles Manson being released from prison.
- Nirvana reuniting with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback filling in for Kurt.
- John F Kennedy being elected president next year.
- Charlie Sheen winning an Oscar.
- Charlie Sheen being elected president next year.
- Lil Wayne releasing a critically-lauded cross-over album that makes fans of rock, rap, and classical take notice.
- Stephanie Meyer winning a Nobel Prize.
- Charles Manson being released from prison.
- Nirvana reuniting with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback filling in for Kurt.