Things Peter Norway Wish Zeppelin Had Done Differently (continued...)
7. Song Issues
“Black Dog”: The vocals are cool and nasty, but the circular riff and lumbering beat is the audio equivalent of getting a truck load of tar dumped on your head.
“In the Light”: Filler masquerading as something interesting.
“The Song Remains the Same”: I could do without the tacked on vocal track.
“The Rain Song”: Pretty enough when I was a kid. But now as an adult I need to be honest with myself and admit that it’s more than a little boring.
“Hot Dog”: I like the song, but it’s very jarring among the elegant songs here.
Interesting take on “Black Dog” and I never did latch on to “In The Light” myself. Hot Dog was a hokey attempt by the group for a C&W honky tonk rocker. It was all right yet not to be considered an epic by any means.
8. Song Names
“D’yer Mak’er": Great song, but as an inside joke it’s not even funny from the inside. All it did was make American kids feel stupid trying to say it, and start petty arguments over pronunciation. I swear this band must have been high ALL the time.
“Hats Off to Roy Harper”: He was good…but did they need to name a song after the guy?
“Hots On For Nowhere” what?
“How Many More Times”: sounds like a mother’s scolding
That’s Zeppelin for you…unconventional.
9. Movie Soundtrack
I actually really like the movie, especially the personal segments. Robert Plant riding a white Arabian on the beach at night? HOW THE HELL ISN’T THAT COOL!!! I’m not sure why the movie’s got such a bad name. My only problem is the song selection. (Oh and Jimmy's multi-colored sword is 100% K-mart.)
With all the stellar tracks they had up to that point, I don’t see the need for:
“Celebration Day”, “Moby Dick”, and “The Rain Song”. They could have added 5 rockin’ numbers in place of Dick Rain. Then on the actual soundtrack release, they leave “The Rain Song” on...but remove “Since I’ve Been Lovin’ You”? ? ?
“Since I’ve Been Loving You” is on the new version. Take out Bonham’s solo in the set? Yeah, that would have gone over well within the band. Page's multi colored sword? That was pretentious but hey so are the CGI effects nowadays. I thought the flick really didn't do them justice live given that it was near the end of that tour. The band came off tired... Jones' refusal to wear the same clothes made editing and piecing the footage impossible. Grant called it the "most expensive home movie ever made" and I agree.
10. Presence
I don’t know how millionaire bands find themselves rushed for time. They hurried this album while holed up in Munich Germany in winter, and came away with 2 great songs, 1 masterpiece, and 4 utterly crap songs. “Hots on for Nowhere”, “Candy Store Rock”, “Royal Orleans”, and “For Your Life” reek of a band spent of ideas. (Thankfully through the input of Jones & Plant, “In Through the Outdoor” proved otherwise.)
“Presence” was always considered their weakest effort. Everything on it was mostly Page’s ideas. They were rushed for time but it was circumstantial due to Plant’s injury and their ongoing tax exile. The group had all this pent up energy due to an aborted World Tour that was to hit Asia Minor and South America where they chose instead to make an album in a short time frame. You have to add in that they were not in the best of spirits not fully knowing if their lead singer could walk properly again and despondent being away from their families. Not exactly a period conducive for a relaxed, motivated outpouring of ideas. The record comes off somber, bitter and angry to me.
11. The Mud Shark Incident
Dumb antics for frat boys. Far beneath men who wrote “Tangerine” and “Ten Years Gone”. Well, that’s what they get for keeping scumbags like Richard Cole around.
Road fever…s**t happens. Bonham was a witness while Cole did the deed. Page, Plant and Jones even Grant weren’t even present. Then again, it may well have been exaggerated to rock urban legend status since Cole was a money grubbing opportunist that needed the funds after blowing it all on excess and drugs. For all his flaws, Cole as Grant's main lieutenant did his job in making sure the group kept its appearances on time and not get ripped off at the box office.
12. Page’s Sloppy Playing Live / Robert's Live Voice
Page: What can you say? I can’t explain it. Drugs? Weak, slow fingers?
Plant: He had a strong voice early on. And on albums it was good. I don't know...he's a hard vocalist to figure.
Maybe the poor bootleg recordings make them sound worse. I never saw them live so can’t say. On the positive side, my boots from the 1980 warm up concerts, they both sound better.
Page was never about playing it exactly like the records and was prone to improvise within the frameworks of the live renditions of the songs. It led to sloppiness I agree but I’d rather hear that than exact note for note versions of songs. Plant’s voice weakened and gave out leading to an undisclosed throat surgery prior to 1975. Constant touring did him in. It goes without saying that anything poorly recorded makes ANYTHING sound worse. That 1980 European Tour was devoid of all their individual indulgences and concentrated on a tight, compact set. The band called it “Cut The Waffle” Tour.
13. The Concert Excess after Early 70’s
Between say, ’73 and ’77, the songs could really meander with self-serving solos from everyone in the band except Plant. Luckily with the influence of punk, the concerts for “Out Door” were more Spartan. It would have been a great tour.
The 1973 American Tour was fine though a bit mechanical and rote at some shows. Compared to the superior European Tour of that same year, it wasn’t as spontaneous. 1975 was a “stretching out” period for them and I favor it more over the previous and subsequent jaunts. 1977? Well, it was a bit much in three parts of the set list plus Page was heavily into his addictions in addition to Bonham’s erratic behavior. Plant was recovering from his leg injury and unsure of himself. Jones was the only one who was together. I also enjoy the 1980 Tour Over Europe recordings
14. Page's Live version of "Black Mountainside/White Summer"
I don't understand Page's fixation with this song. He doesn't even have the dexterity to pull it off. He sounds like a toddler with a broken arm. And it goes on forever.
It doesn’t bother me as much. He was much better at it in 1969-1970.
15. (Post Zeppelin)
--I wish they’d never appeared together again, on stage, in studio, anywhere, for ANY reason.
They [Plant especially] closed the book on the band. The reunions were shambolic but well intentioned. Their 02 concert from all accounts was quite well done. Then again, that is mainly due to proper reheasals that preceded it. The Song NEVER Remains The Same. I am not in favor of a re-union tour but if it were to transpire I'd certainly suss it out only for the reason I too never saw them perform. Those who don't can explore other pursuits.
--Robert can rub me wrong at times. In the 1990’s he was always criticizing “Stairway to Heaven”…dick move. Besides it being a great song, he's not the only one who created it. Page and Jones have feelings too. And dissing the release of the remastered CD sets, saying he thinks the records sound fine as is. Stupid.
Plant thinks that “Stairway” while being THE song associated with the band isn’t just what Zeppelin was about. Yeah, I’d get sick and tired too of discussing one particular subject over and over again. It’s not that Plant isn’t proud of the track but for new listeners [or old ones] he's probably annoyed that they aren’t giving credit to other compositions they made. Plant really thinks “Kashmir” covered the band’s essence more. He felt that the remasters were a touch bright probably but hey that’s his opinion. Big deal.
--The sound of Robert's voice after, say, 1985.
Age...wear and tear. It catches up to everyone especially screamers who are expected to scream and wail like they used to do.