Sooty On Trial Poll #2-The Sabbath Case

[Soot and Stars]

Well I know that Ozzy's pissed but let's see how brutal the CRF crowd is when I question one of the tracks by the almighty SAAAAAAABBBBBAAAAATTTTTTHHHH!!!!!!!!

CRIME #2​

I like a good number of Sabbath tracks but I don't like the following track at all. It bores me too tears and I find nothing appealing about it:

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Is this crime worth a:

1-Not really a crime. Set Sooty free!
2-Kind of a Crime-Take Away Sooty's Sabbath C.D.S!
3-Moderate Crime-Give Sooty a Osbourne Worthy Verbal Lashing Equivalent To The Osbourne Families!
4. Moderate Crime-Make Sooty Clean Up The Osbournes Dog Shit!
5. Big Crime-Throw Make Sooty Deal With Sharon Osbournes Wrath!
6. Really Big Crime-Make Sooty Make Out With Kelly Osbourne
7. Really, Really Big Crime-Make Sooty Sleep With With Kelly Osbourne
8. Huge Crime-Make Sooty Sleep With Jack Osbourne!
9. Horrible Crime-Make Sooty Snort Fire Ants!
10. Horrible Unforgivable Crime-Have Ozzy bite Sooty's Head Off Like A Bat!!!!

You be the judge!!!!!!
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[TheFeldster]

It's a decent song, but has nothing on most of Sabbath's stuff.

I'll just take away your CD's for that one Soot

 

[METALPRIEST]

That's a great tune...that and Solitude. Gonna give you a 7 just so I can make you sleep with Kelly Osbourne

 

[Lynch]

4. Moderate Crime-Make Sooty Clean Up The Osbournes Dog Shit!
6. Really Big Crime-Make Sooty Make Out With Kelly Osbourne
7. Really, Really Big Crime-Make Sooty Sleep With With Kelly Osbourne
8. Huge Crime-Make Sooty Sleep With Jack Osbourne!
9. Horrible Crime-Make Sooty Snort Fire Ants!
10. Horrible Unforgivable Crime-Have Ozzy bite Sooty's Head Off Like A Bat!!!!

Any and all of these would be better than if you had continued with the #7 and #8 pattern, going the next step (Sleep with Sharon). JFC that would be some overbearing shit right there man.





That being said, I'll say that I like this tune, but it certainly isn't anywhere near as epic as the other songs on that album. Funny thing, I would assume that you'd actually really be into this one, since it's quirky, odd and a lot different than the rest of the album. Right up your alley, ya know?


SO, I won't be too harsh with my vote number, however I have to readjust the actual sentance.

5) middle of the road, but must spend an entire evening in bed with Sharon and Planet Caravan playing on 'repeat' in the background the entire time .. if for no other reason than to hopefully drown out Sharon.

 

[METALPRIEST]

5) middle of the road, but must spend an entire evening in bed with Sharon and Planet Caravan playing on 'repeat' in the background the entire time .. if for no other reason than to hopefully drown out Sharon.

 

[Soot and Stars]

Any and all of these would be better than if you had continued with the #7 and #8 pattern, going the next step (Sleep with Sharon). JFC that would be some overbearing shit right there man.





That being said, I'll say that I like this tune, but it certainly isn't anywhere near as epic as the other songs on that album. Funny thing, I would assume that you'd actually really be into this one, since it's quirky, odd and a lot different than the rest of the album. Right up your alley, ya know?


SO, I won't be too harsh with my vote number, however I have to readjust the actual sentance.

5) middle of the road, but must spend an entire evening in bed with Sharon and Planet Caravan playing on 'repeat' in the background the entire time .. if for no other reason than to hopefully drown out Sharon.

Creative way of making me appreciate the song more Lynch!

 

[Lynch]

OMG, I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

 

[Lynch]

Creative way of making me appreciate the song more Lynch!

 

[Soot and Stars]

OMG, I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

I'd still take her over the Jack option!

 

[Lynch]

I'd still take her over the Jack option!

What? you've never ****ed a taco?!