TheSound
An Englishman in New York
Well I was trying to be gentle with Sooty with the Cat Stevens comparison thing, it’s just that I couldn’t find any pictures of the guys from Z Z Top where their beards are black. Btw by far the worst looking black beard I ever saw is Brian Wilson, who pitches for the San Francisco Giants. It looks like one of those $3.99 things that hooks around behind your ears which you buy from a joke shop when you want to go to a fancy-dress party dressed as Abraham Lincoln or something, but apparently it’s real…. I obviously don’t know how much snogging he does, but I know I’d hate to see him eating a hot dog with the full relish and mustard and onions….