You sir have a great sense of humor. Stick around this could be fun.Ray Kroc wrote in his autobiography Grinding It Out: The Making of McDonald's "there's damned good reason we should never have hot dogs. There's no telling what's inside a hot dog's skin, and our standard of quality just wouldn't permit that kind of item." But as we know McDonald's did sell McHotDogs on a limited trial basis, they just didn't sell well enough to make the menu full time.