marthaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kath]

is it really yer birthday??

a mere 99. you are a spring shicken...

..and one of my fave folk on the planet.

let's all do the nana dance.

 

[Martha Washington]

where's Kenny Ortega when you need him?
thanks, kath!
I'm so touched that I'm going to read my cards for you.

um hum. yeah. looks like a good year for you! stay away from cottage cheese if you can.

 

[pooldude]

Martha

I got an email from George.

He wants to know where you put his damn wooden choppers?

 

[Martha Washington]

let me consult my cards.

I gave them to this guy in the drawing room. he had a candlestick so tell george he needs to get some new ones.

 

[Music Wench]

Happy Birthday, Martha old gal! You don't look a day over 90....

Hope you have a great one!

 

[kath]

where's Kenny Ortega when you need him?
thanks, kath!
I'm so touched that I'm going to read my cards for you.

um hum. yeah. looks like a good year for you! stay away from cottage cheese if you can.

no worries there, mate. i always stay away from cottage cheese whenever possible. ptooooey.

hmmm... looking at my tarot spread, all the major arcana in sequence, i can only assume that my whole ENtire life will flash before my eyes soon, and i will end up in a beauty pageant for miss nekkid majorette, USA.

or maybe she's holding roman candles?

i need fucquin glasses, is what.

 

[Foggy Hat]

omg! happy birthday! that sucks that i was away for it.