Funny Things Rock Stars Say Onstage

[METALPRIEST]

Quite simple...funny things that rock stars have said onstage to get the crowd goin' (or just in the process of rambling) that made you go

This doesn't have to be a knock on any band now so it's really no big debate. Just funny lines to share as you know them or find them in passing.

I'll start.

PAUL STANLEY: "Ok People!!! I'm Not Gonna Ask Ya', But I Am...."

 

[Mr. Shadow]

We're The Velvet Underground and we have come to play
It's been 28 years since we've been here to the day

There's Maureen, she's on the drums, she's havin' lot of fun
Let's hear it for Moe tucker, beat those skins for everyone

There is Sterling Morrison, he's playing the guitar
He's a guitar hero, kicks their asses really far

Now you got here John and me
Now you got here John and me, we want no part of this
That's because we think it is real pretentious shit

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

These are some that have made me laugh in a good way.

 

[ladyislingering]

I saw a video montage of the Beatles, once, and some girl in the crowd was screaming "JOHN!!!! JOHHHHHNN!!!" and he just hisses, "Shut up. I can hear you."

 

[Sunny]

I saw a video montage of the Beatles, once, and some girl in the crowd was screaming "JOHN!!!! JOHHHHHNN!!!" and he just hisses, "Shut up. I can hear you."

It's a fact that the Beatles just made up the words to their songs at some of their concerts because nobody could hear what they were saying because of all the hysterical females screaming. I would have been highly pissed off if I had been at their concerts surrounded by all that screaming. I read somewhere that females also peed in their knickers because they lost the plot -