Songs That Are So Bad They're Good!

[Soot and Stars]

Not a guilty pleasure thread!

This is a thread where you have songs that are just wrong but like a bad movie it has replay value because of the laughs it can produce! These are songs like the best of bad movies that are made to be listened to as serious, legit songs which makes it even better when they are just plain ridiculous!

My pick is this song by The Insane Clown Posse! I've never listened to them but they are known for being a foul as hell, disgusting hip-hop duo with a huge cult following! In the weirdest move in history they've become followers of God and deliverers of his message all with the same profanity! The result is the hokiest thing I've ever witnessed and the lines (delivered straight) are comedy gold!

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Insane Clown Posse-Miracles

 

[Soot and Stars]

For all those who can't stomach the song here's the brilliance in text!

If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and ****ing shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
****ing rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure **********ing magic Right?
This shit'll blow your ****ing mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
****ing magnets, how do they work? (love this line )
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all **********ers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

 

[Gabble Ratchet]

This one's the first that comes to my mind...

 

[Soot and Stars]

That was some serious crazy shit Sal! What's the story behind that group and what drugs are they on?

 

[Gabble Ratchet]

They're an underground rave/rap band from Melbourne I discovered late at night on rage. They consist of 10 MC's and one DJ, and I quote: "They play roof-raising, rump-shaking rap music, with video game bleeps, hardcore rave breakdowns, grimey riddims, supersonic breakbeats, obese basslines, anthemic choruses, a goofy sense of humour and an endless supply of manic energy."

 

[Soot and Stars]

They're an underground rave/rap band from Melbourne I discovered late at night on rage. They consist of 10 MC's and one DJ, and I quote: "They play roof-raising, rump-shaking rap music, with video game bleeps, hardcore rave breakdowns, grimey riddims, supersonic breakbeats, obese basslines, anthemic choruses, a goofy sense of humour and an endless supply of manic energy."

Yeah, they are definitely So Bad, They're Good!

 

[METALPRIEST]

****ing magnets, how do they work? (love this line )

Me too!!!

 

[Soot and Stars]

I recently started playing the song again because to my amazement I hadn't shown two of my buds yet and last night I got it off I-Tunes! It garnered so much attention that SNL spoofed it in a skit!

Miracles SNL Skit

 

[METALPRIEST]

Electric Blankets How Do They Work.

What The **** is a clock?

Why do Some Mountains Look Like Presidents...

How do Suitcases know where to meet you...HAH??

That was some funny stuff...SNL is still great!!

My favorite part??

Ass Dan's kids look just like Ass Dan and My Two Kids Look Just Like Ass Dan!

What a great way to start the day!! Thanks Soot!!!

 

[Džedaj]

Hahahaha
This is awesome. They're so bad,they're good.