I don't know if that was an attempt at sarcasm Groovy, but if not ?
Love their country ?
You don't know Ted Nugents history then. Before all the 9/11 stuff, he readily admitted to drinking nothing but soda and fast food, acting mentally retarded ( not much of a stretch there ) and actually defecating in his pants before going in to be evaluated for service after getting his draft notice for Vietnam .
While many other young men ( some of who probably had aspirations to become rock musicians ) went to war and died....Good ol' uncle Ted got to stay home, build a career, sleep with underage girls and party hearty. What a patriot.
Scorpions ? The very first formation of the band...every single member was mandatorily conscripted into the German army during the peak of of the cold war. I don't think Klause or Ruddy would sh*t themselves to get out of that.
Toby ? Hes not a bad guy and he is talented but " a boot in your ass ? " Classy