Think of me as the drunk at the end of the bar. A loud, know it all. I will regret half of what I say within any given hour. But I have become nihilistic enough to not care.
Son... I have good news and bad news. The good news is we found out who your real father is. The bad news is we found out who your real father is. Looks exactly like him. What a mind ****. Poor bastard. Talk about born to lose.