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    :heheh: dark, yet makes me larf

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    Without a doubt... white people are destroying the world with this pumpkin spice shit


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    Even if this is fake (which I'm afraid to even search and find out), I stand by the above comment. Pumpkin spice EVERYTHING and the shit starts in like August and runs through the end of November now. GTFO with this horrible fad!

    And I say "white people" in this post because the ONLY people that I see injesting pumpkin spice anything is white folk. As a white folk myself, I am deeply offended by P.S.!

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    doswizard "That Which does Not Kill Us makes Us Stronger!"

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    So amusing! :clap:



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    An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked "Sir, What's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go Chucky goes". "I'm sorry sir" said the ticket agent "we can't allow animals in the Theatre".

    The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket, entered the theatre and sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.

    "Marge" whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge. "I think the guy next to me is a pervert". "What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out" whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it" said Marge "at our age we've seen 'em all". "I thought so too" said Mildred "but this one's eatin' my popcorn!"
     
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