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Make me laugh

Discussion in 'Off Topic Abyss' started by Abraxas, May 12, 2015.

  1. Lynch

    Lynch Here for the cookies and the tunes

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    Apropos of nothing, just a little absurdist wordplay. Mainly inspired by the old jingle for Mrs. Dash seasoning, somehow combined with DoorDash and from there transformed into Mrs. Wabash. And I took it from there! Frightening how my mind works sometimes. Hey, who knows? Maybe someone might giggle...

    Mrs. Wabash, Mrs. Jayne
    You're a bloodhound, I'm insane

    Mrs. Priestley, Mrs. Doe
    Cash your check stub my big toe

    Mr. Calder, Mrs. Knight
    Chauffeur make my bright light fright

    Mr. Lydon, Mrs. Drake
    Look, you knew I was a snake

    Mrs. Dexter, Mrs. Nye
    Dye to meet you, hair on high

    Mr. Fordham, Mrs. Raye
    Imitation Salomé

    Mrs. Miller, Mrs. Lowe
    Nietzsche moving picture show

    Mrs. Danzig, Mr. Gold
    Do what pierrots past are told

    Mr. Yarborough, Mrs. Tramm
    Cry blue uncle, Sam I am

    Mr. Forsythe, Mrs. Prince
    All-star road rage, cycle rinse

    Mrs. Hampton, Mrs. Mohr
    One-eyed Jackson raptor roar

    Mrs. Taylor, Mr. Stone
    Movie monster steakhouse bone

    Miss Vincenzo, Mrs. Crouse
    Poultry zeitgeist, haunt my house

    Mrs. Lehmann, Mr. Stahl
    Marble floorplan, slip and fall

    Mrs. Atherton, Mr. Kyle
    Ego glory, hounds on file

    Mr. Koppel, Mrs. Gere
    Cabaret headlights, Popeye deer

    Mrs. Bernstein, Miss Chalfont
    Obscure windchimes be my wont

    Mrs. Walker, Mr. Fell
    Mal francese, ring my bell

    Mr. Ullmann, Mrs. Nix
    Meat market jingle, pick up sticks

    Mr. Freeman, Mr. Stein
    Goodnight moon, upscale sunshine

    And that's all I've got for now...











     
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    Lynch Here for the cookies and the tunes

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    doswizard "That Which does Not Kill Us makes Us Stronger!"

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