Discussion in 'Off Topic Abyss' started by Abraxas, May 12, 2015.
A clip from the Top Gear India Special (Season 17) where Jeremy Clarkson, a big Genesis fan winds up Richard Hammond (who loathes them) by loudly playing I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe) from his car. Hammond's reaction to the song is priceless! (Especially 0:16-0:21)
Three deer hunters arrive at their cabin in the woods for a weekend of hunting. As they begin unloading their vehicle, one of them declares that he is too excited and has to go hunting right away. So he grabs his rifle and walks off into the forest.
He is gone only a few hours, when his buddies see him returning to the cabin with a fine 8 point buck. Excitedly he explains that he walked into the woods, found some tracks, followed the tracks, and shot the deer.
Impressed, a second hunter grabs his gun and says he is going out to hunt right away.He is gone only a few hours, when his buddies see him returning to the cabin with a fine 10 point buck. Excitedly he explains that he walked into the woods, found some tracks, followed the tracks, and shot the deer.
Not to be outdone, the third hunter gets his gun and tells the others that he is off to the woods to get a deer as well. As the day is drawing toward evening, the two hunters at the cabin begin to wonder about their friend. At last as the sun is setting, they see an image approaching the cabin, it is the third hunter. His cloths are badly torn, he's dirty, bleeding, and dragging one leg. The friends rush to him as he collapses in their arms. Naturally curious, they ask him what happened.
He catches his breath and relates that he walked into the woods as they did and looked for tracks. He said that he found some tracks, followed the tracks, and got hit by a train.
Steven Wright "Hysteria"
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