Discussion in 'Off Topic Abyss' started by Abraxas, May 12, 2015.
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was
climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual...
"I have a headache."
"Perfect," said her husband, "I was just in the
bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin...
You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told
the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true ... no
more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.'
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