Discussion in 'Off Topic Abyss' started by Frands, Aug 30, 2017.
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water.
Why did Cinderella get fired from Disneyland?
Security found her sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me Pinocchio! Tell me a fucking lie!"
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about...
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