Discussion in 'Off Topic Abyss' started by Frands, Aug 30, 2017.
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water.
Why did Cinderella get fired from Disneyland?
Security found her sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me Pinocchio! Tell me a fucking lie!"
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