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Fugitives Nabbed in Texas

(AP) Dallas, Texas. Dave "The Hammer" Schultz and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin were arrested late last night outside a strip club just outside of Dallas. Both men were passed out in a 1979 Camaro in the club's parking lot. Both fugitives didn't resist arrest as one police officer said that they were too drunk to do anything. Further charges pending.

However thier boss, the infamous joe is still on the run. Authorities have no idea where he is and are asking the public for any help. Again, this man is very dangerous and has lot's of fire power. Please contact your local authorities immediatley if you do spot him.
 

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joe Believed To Be In Belize

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(CP) Victoria, Canada - The notorious joe has suppossedly been spotted in Belize at a fishing resort. A person who happened to be staying at the same resort took this picture from the beach as joe was being guided flyfishing for bonefish on the flats. However this hasn't been confirmed.

Canada and Belize have no extradition treaty between the two countries. The Canadian Secret Intelligence Service(CSIS), RCMP, FBI, and Interpol are all investigating this case.
 

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joe Eludes Authorities Again

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(UPI)Mexico City-Authorities tracked down joe on the Baja California peninsula flyfishing for Roosterfish on a secluded beach where a joint operation between CSIS, the FBI, and the Mexican army had joe under surveillance. The report was that joe, after flyfishing put on scuba gear and went into the water and after about 15 minutes a helicopter swooped in and picked him out the water. Shots were fired at the helicopter and fire was returned back. No reports of death or injuries.

A CSIS agent stated,"this arrogant criminal is on a fishing holiday and it almost seems like he knows when we are going to nab him. We believe he has ties to a Mexican drug cartel." joe has been at large for ten days and is wanted on three charges. The reward is now $50,000.
 

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With Joe STILL on the run ,he entrusts his buddy LOU/REALM to raise some money for his Jazz club......and to clear his name. Is this a wise thing after those comedians he onced booked?:wtf: Rallying round...famous rock stars heard of Joes plight to create a legendary JAZZFEST !!


 

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I am bringing in some serious protection and muscle to try and get Joe's operation back up and running, meet the new junior partner of Joe's Jazz Club.

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joe Captured

joe Captured

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(UPI)Bogata, Columbia Canadian criminal joe has been captured in Columbia. With the help of the Columbian army and the US special forces, DEA, CSIS and the FBI, joe was caught at a fishing lodge on the Rio Negro River, deep in the jungle. Authorities took him down after a day's fishing for Peacock bass on the river. A CSIS agent stated that joe was drinking on the boat and with the heat and high humidity and the cover of the thick jungle it was the perfect opportunity to take him down.

joe is now in prison in the Columbian capital of Bogata. Both the Canadian and Columbian governments are working on extraditing him back to Canada on numerous charges and probably will be more charges pending.
 

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