Fugitives Nabbed in Texas
(AP) Dallas, Texas. Dave "The Hammer" Schultz and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin were arrested late last night outside a strip club just outside of Dallas. Both men were passed out in a 1979 Camaro in the club's parking lot. Both fugitives didn't resist arrest as one police officer said that they were too drunk to do anything. Further charges pending.
However thier boss, the infamous joe is still on the run. Authorities have no idea where he is and are asking the public for any help. Again, this man is very dangerous and has lot's of fire power. Please contact your local authorities immediatley if you do spot him.