There is this guy who comes into the pie shop that I work at all the time and he is very....... off. I don't know what is his deal is but he is definitely off his rocker in someway. Often times he tells me ridiculous stories like how the occult broke his arm when he was little and how his blood sugar is so high that he's bleeding from the backs of his eyes and stuff like that. Anyway, he came in today and was his normal, kooky self until he told me that I was "so sweet that he wanted to leap across the counter and gobble me up and use my bones to pick his teeth and when my boss comes in she'd only find a pile of bones and clothes laying on the floor."
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I was so appalled and that made me SO uncomfortable. That guy is so unusual and everything that I just don't know what to expect from him so it made me feel even more nervous. I called my boss a little bit later to tell him about it and he said that next time he comes if he says anything that crosses the line like that again then I need to tell him that it makes me uncomfortable and he needs to stop. If he continues beyond that then we can sort of ban him from the store.