Favorite Parody Songs?

Velvetclown

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Drink Till I Die

Give me another drink Mr Bartender
If you don't I'm going to stick your dick in a blender
'Cause I, woah I,
I'm gonna drink till I die!

All I wanna do is drink as much as I can
That's why I'm a member of a heavy metal band
'Cause I, woah I,
I'm gonna drink till I die!
I'm gonna drink till I die!

Lager makes me happy, vodka makes me mean
I'm a heavy metal, drinking, driving, alcohol machine
Listen to me drinking, drinky drinky drink
Listen to me when I go 'Bleauuurgh!!!'

But I, woah I,
I'm gonna drink till I die!
I'm gonna drink till I die!

I get up in the morning, drink a bottle of gin
Forty pints of lager and a Babycham
'Cause I, woah I,
I'm gonna drink till I die!
I'm gonna drink till I die!
 

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All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty,
The lord god made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings.
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous
The lord god made them all.

Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin
Who made the shocks... he did.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The lord god made them all.

Amen.

Monty Python
 

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My favorite is "Trigger Happy" by Weird Al Yankovic from Off The Deep End, though I believe it is an original that is simply based on a specific style of music rather than an individual song.
 

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Protest Song

Uhhh... uhhh... this next song is a protest song.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.


All the prophets of doom
can always find room
In a world full of worry and fear
Tip cigarettes and chemistry sets
And rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
So I'm goin back to my little old shack
And drink me a bottle of wine
That was mis en bouteille before my birthday
And have me a ****in' good time

Rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum
We're marching for freedom today
Yeay
Turn on your headlights and sound your horn
If people get in the way

Let me turn you on to the chromium swan
On the nose of a long limousine
Even hired for the day it is something to say
But what the hhehhellll does it mean
I may be accused of being confused
But I'm average weight for my height
My philosophy like color tv
Is all there in black and white

RAI! .. rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum
We're marching for freedom today
yeay!
Turn on your headlights and sound your horn
If people get in the way

Neil Innes
 

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Guess I´ll have to join a Circus once again :wa

I hate them :mad


They´re just like PC politicians, sawdust and sawdust :wa
 

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