the story(s) in this song are cool. The way it was written was very cool. It's way too damn long, but that's besides the point. Classic rock radio and karaoke both ruined this song for me in ways only comparable to say, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, One Way or Another, and nearly every song off of Led Zeppelin IV.
If I never heard it again, I'd have no problem with that. I remember back when I was bartending in college, on the jukebox, we had the 45 version of it. Was only like 3-4 minutes long, which was perfect. Of course, the rest of the song was on the flip side, so, we still got hammered with it all the time. Just with about a 30 second pause in the middle of it.