Soot and Stars
I AM SOOT!
It's back!!!! Here's your chance to gauge your opinions on another's taste and show your shock and dismay! In some cases you may be shocked that you actually agree but that's the fun of it!!! So it's in your hands!!! You are the judge and get to determine whether Sooty goes free or hangs from the Gallows!!! Have fun with this as that's what these are for!!!!
CRIME #3
I prefer the sound of Nikki Sixx's side project Sixx AM over Motley Crue!
Is this crime worth a:
1-Not really a crime. Send Sooty to Home Sweet Home!
2-Kind of a Crime-Tell Sooty to Don't Go Away Mad (Just F'ing Go Away)
3-Moderate Crime-Shout At The Sooty!
4. Moderate Crime-Get angry and give Sooty a Primal Scream right in his ear!
5. Big Crime-Make Sooty clean up a trashed hotel room!
6. Really Big Crime-Make Sooty be designated driver for the band!
7. Really, Really Big Crime-Make Sooty drive with Vince Neil behind the wheel!
8. Huge Crime-Make Sooty drive with Vince Neil behind the wheel blindfolded!
9. Horrible Crime-Kickstart Sooty's Heart with jumper cables!
10. Horrible Unforgivable Crime-Have Dr. Feelgood give Sooty a Nikki Sixx worthy dosage of narcotics and see if he comes back from it!!!