Guilty Or Innocent

[Love Fest1969]

Innocent
Give me 20 years to find out.

Have you ever written a script about your favorite t.v. show?

[Martha Washington]

guilty
it was about 900 pages too long

ever watch so much t.v. that you dream about it?

[kath]

guilty. i recently had a pythonathon, and i dreamt about john cleese being my shrink.

have you ever seen gnomes when you were on drugs?

[Martha Washington]

no, no gnomes.
gnomes? no.
just say 'no' to gnomes.

ever tell somebody NOT to do something and then turn right around and do it yourself?

[Love Fest1969]

Of Course!

Ever though about being a serial killer?

[kath]

nope. i've thought about being a pharmaceutical guinea pig, however.

have you ever had a dream that foretold the future?

[eccentric man]

guilty on both counts. if only by about a day or so.

ever purposely flush the toilet while someone else is in the shower?

[Love Fest1969]

Guilty
I did that a lot when I was younger

Ever put someone's hand in a bucket of warm water when they were sleeping?

[Martha Washington]

Guilty

Crank Phone Call?

[TeleCat]

Guilty. That was the running prank every time we visited my cousins.
(Martha you snuck in on me. I was answering the hand in the water reply, but guilty on the crank phone call as well).

Ever inhale a Redi Whip can to get a rush.

[Martha Washington]

innocent
I inhaled a Reddi-Whip can to get Reddi-Whip!!

Ever drink somebody's booze and pour water in the bottle afterwards?

[kath]

yep. that was one of those teenage, checkered-past kinda activities.

ever forge someone's signature on a check?

[Martha Washington]

Innocent.

forge a note from home to excuse you from school?

[Love Fest1969]

Guilty
Ever got caught smoking and blamed it on peer pressure?

[kath]

yep. but it only worked the first time. the 30 years after that, i was on my own.

ever have a one-night stand?