Evil Genie.... - Page 2

Martha Washington · 08-24-2005, 09:57 PM

HERE YOU ARE!!!!
boy are they non-fat and boy are they delicious!
Too bad they are made entirely of HEROIN!!!

Dear Genie, I want a rugged, sporty vehicle that will seat 8 people and get 99 miles to a gallon of gas.

best wishes, Martha

cnbpjb · 08-25-2005, 05:40 AM

POOF!

You have your rugged, sporty vehicle that gets 99 miles to a gallon of gas.

But unfortunately, the roads are full of nails and gas has risen under Dubya to $15,000.00 a gallon! But do enjoy.

Hey Genie, mentioning Dubya, can you go back in time, to November 2000, and make it clear that it was Al Gore who won that election and that Dubya and make-up queen-fag, Katharine Harris, committed voting fraud!!!! (Thanks).

Joey Self · 09-13-2005, 07:36 AM

Granted.

Of course, now Al Gore was president at 9/11. American foreign policy consisted of sensitivity training groups, teaching us why we are hated by irrational murderers. Osama Bin Laden was given a Nobel Peace Prize and installed as the head of the UN. Our taxes were increased to 80% to pay for UN programs, which consists of teaching bombers how to be more effective in hitting their targets in America.

Genie, how about helping O.J. Simspon find the real killer? That man has been searching for so long, it's about time it came to an end.

cnbpjb · 09-13-2005, 09:27 AM

Granted.

Except George W. Bush was the real killer, and that administration can cover for it and lie about it and furthermore blame it on anyone except for them (such as Gore, the Clinton's, Iraqi people, Hurricane Katrina, Governor and U.S. Senators of Louisiana and Mississippi, the people of Mississippi and all of the U.S. Senate and U.S. House), now let's go to WAR! Somewhere, anywhere.

Martha Washington · 09-13-2005, 05:19 PM

Granted!
We are at war with China.
oops!

cnbpjb · 09-13-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Martha Washington

Granted!
We are at war with China.
oops!

Actually was my bad, Martha. I forgot to give another wish to be granted.

Okay doing this backwards.

Evil Genie, I wish that the Cold War had never ended.

So now this goes to your Evil Genie wish granted.

Martha Washington · 09-13-2005, 09:25 PM

uh oh.
martha's confused.

let's try this:
POOF!
The Cold War never ended and Edward R. Murrow is hosting The Price is Right.

Oh Mighty Genie, I want a GOOD microwave burrito!

cnbpjb · 09-13-2005, 09:34 PM

That's okay, Martha, it was a confusing day for me.

Okay Granted.

Except you find out that the burrito is made out of styrofoam when you bite into it. But enjoy if you like to eat that sort of stuff.

Oh, Genie, can I have a wonderful slice of Key Lime Pie?

Martha Washington · 09-13-2005, 09:54 PM

yes you may.
here you go.
eat it up.
was it good?
good.
It was made of Green Ex-Lax!

Oh, Genie
I'd like to have a party and I'd like a lot of people with 3 names to come!

cnbpjb · 09-14-2005, 05:32 AM

Granted. And enjoy.

The three names of the people at your party though are George W., Katrina and Osama. But again, do enjoy.

Dear Genie. I want to go on a world cruise.

Joey Self · 09-14-2005, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Martha Washington

yes you may.
here you go.
eat it up.
was it good?
good.
It was made of Green Ex-Lax!

Oh, Genie
I'd like to have a party and I'd like a lot of people with 3 names to come!

I think you meant more like John Wayne Gacy and Lee Harvey Oswald, didn't you?

JcS

Joey Self · 09-14-2005, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by cnbpjb

Granted. And enjoy.

The three names of the people at your party though are George W., Katrina and Osama. But again, do enjoy.

Dear Genie. I want to go on a world cruise.

Granted. But the world is Pluto, and you don't get a spacesuit.

Genie, I want to invest in a hot stock, the next Microsoft for this generation.

cnbpjb · 09-14-2005, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Joey Self

Genie, I want to invest in a hot stock, the next Microsoft for this generation.

Granted. Unfortunately it is hot cow manure stock and you have to muck it yourself.

Genie, I want to have a hot babe (and I don't mean little baby, I mean a very hot woman) for tonight.

Joey Self · 09-14-2005, 09:25 PM

Granted.

However, she's hot from a fever, and very contagious. You'll be in the hospital for weeks after just shaking her hand at the greeting.

Genie, when I said a hot stock, I didn't mean cow manure. I meant a security that will go up in value 1000% in the next six months.

JcS

cnbpjb · 09-16-2005, 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by Joey Self

Genie, when I said a hot stock, I didn't mean cow manure. I meant a security that will go up in value 1000% in the next six months.

JcS

Granted.

The security guard gains 1000 pounds in the next six months! And you have to feed him or her.

Genie, when I said a hot babe, I meant a woman that was well built physically with measurements of a supermodel.