Treasure hunt!

ladyislingering · 08-30-2010, 06:45 PM

So I'm browsing on Etsy because of the criticism I've heard about the site, and I'm stumbling upon some of the weirdest shit ever.

For instance, cow abduction earrings.

Or a cyclops baby on a block cross.

Nothing says "I love you" like a hacksaw!

WTF.

Therefore I dedicate this thread to a treasure hunt of sorts. Find something weird as hell, somewhere on the internet, and post it. It must be something absolutely bizarre/atypical or humourous without being overly offensive or pornographic.

Embark on said expedition. I'm looking forward to seeing what some of you will dig up.

Tray73 · 09-08-2010, 06:26 AM

Currently on eBay:

Rescued from a Cemetary~graveyard~very old haunted doll

This auction is for a very old haunted doll I found while taking pictures in an old cemetary. I can tell you Ive heard crying and throat clearing and even coughing from her. I get the impression she inhabits the spirit of a little girl buried in the cemetary. I've gone back to the cemetary since and saw the name of a little girl who died at 9 years old. The name was Lily, and the minute I read the name I just KNEW it was her, I had found the right tombstone! More than likely she died of influenza or some illness having to do with the respiratory system, I'm sure thats why I continue to hear coughs and throat clearing.

Yours for only $22.00 buy it now, or place a bid!

Mummified fairy found in our county (Derbyshire)

^^^ This fooled so many people, even after it was revealed as an April Fool hoax, some still believed it was real!

Prague’s Kutna Hora Bone Church

Some of my friends visited this church last year when they holidayed in Prague, they said it was the weirdest experience ever.

**METALPRIEST** · 09-08-2010, 06:59 AM

Slingshot Flying Granny???

The Food Face plate lets you craft your very own masterpiece at each and every meal.

Knitted Frog Dissection

**Cosmic Harmony** · 09-08-2010, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by METALPRIEST

Slingshot Flying Granny???

The Food Face plate lets you craft your very own masterpiece at each and every meal.

The Granny is awesome. I'd buy that.

Eating food off of someone's face would freak me out though.

ladyislingering · 09-09-2010, 01:31 AM

I have no idea what the hell this thing is.

For the heroin lover in everyone: the needle plushie:

**METALPRIEST** · 09-09-2010, 02:08 AM

Screaming Slingshot Monkey

Not only does he fly up to 50 feet, but he SCREAMS ALONG THE WAY!

I need one of these soooo bad!!

Scare your friends, family and co-workers with one of these and have a ball.

**Cosmic Harmony** · 09-09-2010, 02:12 AM

I have something almost exactly like that money only it's a frog.

ladyislingering · 09-09-2010, 02:14 AM

Does it make some kind of epic frog sound when you fling it?

**METALPRIEST** · 09-09-2010, 02:15 AM

Yeah but you have to have something that SCREAMS!! That's too hysterical!!

**Cosmic Harmony** · 09-09-2010, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Does it make some kind of epic frog sound when you fling it?

Well....it croaks....so if you think croaking is epic then yes, it most certainly does. It doesn't have a cape though.

ladyislingering · 09-09-2010, 02:18 AM

It depends on the execution of this croaking sound.

If it's just some kind of indifferent "ribbit" .. there's nothing epic about that.
However, if it's like "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBIIIIIIIIII IIT!!!!!!!" like it's in an opera, that's pretty amazing.

**Cosmic Harmony** · 09-09-2010, 02:22 AM

Unfortunately it is not operatic.

This thread reminded me of a list my friend sent me a long time ago of the "25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys" and this one in particularly stood out the most to me...

Anyone who uses this is clearly going to hell.

(By the way, that's the exact ad from the site that sells these things.)

ladyislingering · 09-09-2010, 02:36 AM

Jesus Christ.

Grunge · 09-09-2010, 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by Cosmic Harmony

Unfortunately it is not operatic.

This thread reminded me of a list my friend sent me a long time ago of the "25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys" and this one in particularly stood out the most to me...

Anyone who uses this is clearly going to hell.

(By the way, that's the exact ad from the site that sells these things.)

I've seen the list and was also fascinated by this piece. Although it looks like it lacks a tad bit of comfort.

ComfortablyNumb · 09-09-2010, 03:36 AM

lmao wow man.

that does look a bit uncomfy.

That reminded me of the line from the Exorcist. "Let Jesus **** You.!'

I had that flying monkey. Thing was fun.